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A terrible deed.

Tue Jul 14, 2009, 6:26 AM
I encouraged murder yesterday.

The Bumblebear had returned. So I encouraged my mother to splat it with a dustpan.

She did so, shattering said dustpan. (she seriously needed to hit the bastard 0____o';)
It still lived, so she decapitated it using the dustpan's shattered remains.
We then burried her, partly out of respectful habit and partly out of wanting to hide the damned thing before the minions come.

The Bumblebear turned out to be a queen wasp, about 4 inches long with a possible 5 - 6 inch of wingspan. Her stinger was at LEAST an inch long.

She was obscenely beautiful, but also alarmingly dangerous in a village full of tiny if obnoxious children. And my dog is wee, and if she'd stung him it could very easily have been bad.
Not like "owwie, damned wasps" but possibly "omg dog going into shock need very urgently to go to vet" kinda bad.

But if she hasnt nested it would explain why we seem to be strangely wasp free this year.

So now i can parade around the garden free of the fear of the Bumblebear, for she is in Bumblebear heaven now.

I feel a bit bad.

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I really, REALLY like dragons. And ... shortbread.

And Kirara. Cos shes so CYUUUUTE i shall eat her all up! NYOM NYOM NYOM!

Oh fine. I live in Aberdeenshire, Scotland, though im normally from East Yorkshire, England and lived in New Zealand between the ages of 13 and 15. Im in third year Design for Digital Media at the Robert Gordon university. I have a haircut slightly like Edward Elric. Im twenty, Year of the Snake (hiss) and an Aquarius. Im relatively lazy and not good with socialising, hence why Im currently single. I do NOT drink, take drugs, smoke or have casual hanky panky and refuse to ever do so. It aint my cup o' tea, thank you very much.

I always wanted to do zoology, but i didnt have chemistry. So I chose artyness, and Im now aiming to be an animator.

Despite being a female anime fan, Im not particularly keen on yaoi, though admittedly, when confronted with it, Im absolutely fascinated. Also, i refuse to watch anything perverted and creepy. Like, sexualising 12 year olds, regardless of gender. No, bad. BAD.

I loved the final fantasy's up until ten onwards, cos they frankly suck ass. All day long. Nine was cool, Zidane rocks. So does Kuja. The big queen *3*. And i love Drakengard, i needs an Angelus. She was so awesome. Raar.

...erm.... yup, thats about it. I think it'll just get dull(er) now. So ill go.

This is me.



Going.








....Going.




...Gone.

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  • Current Residence: Aberdeen area, scotland, in the snow! YAY snow! and Highland Cows!
  • Interests: Gundam Wing, Dragon Knights, Final Fantasy VII, FMA, Kingdom Hearts, Cardcaptors, and yes, Digimon!
  • Favourite movie: Gundam Wing endless waltz, of course. I want that Wing Zero.. perdy...
  • Favourite band or musician: Metallica, W.A.S.P, dragon force, system of a down, AFI, the Black Mages, Iron Maiden...etc
  • Favourite genre of music: metal! (heavy/thrash/death, you name it)and J-rock, which people think is really wierd
  • Favourite artist: Mineko Ohkami (she wrote dragon knights)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Seigfried Sassoon, strangely, and Terry Pratchett
  • Favourite photographer: Meeeh
  • Favourite style of art: ANIME! wooba wooba wooba!
  • Operating System: Anime. I needs it. My... PRECIOUSSSSS!
  • MP3 player of choice: w00t! i have a Zen now! No more discman like a pizza.
  • Shell of choice: Llama hide
  • Wallpaper of choice: Gundam wing/Full Metal Alchemist/Final Fantasy VII/Dragon knights/MOG MOD
  • Skin of choice: I wish i had gundanium alloy for skin. Then the leo rifles can't hurt me.
  • Favourite game: final fantasy vii ( im one of those creepy know-it-all fans...)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC and the ever faithful GameBoy. oh, and my DS. w00t! Nintendogs! so kawaii.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Duo Maxwell (GW), Heero Yuy (GW), Gil (DK), Kenshin (RK), Saphira (Eragon), Kero Beros! Why not....
  • Personal Quote: Mweeeeeeeh! *Noise of Apu being a hummingbird*
  • Tools of the Trade: Off coffee now. Now drawing is like a drug. Must... DRAW.

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~AngelAoi:iconAngelAoi: May 16, 2009, 6:44:36 AM
i know i shiver at night with the lack of smut in my brain!!!!
~spodmaster-spiff:iconspodmaster-spiff: May 17, 2009, 8:06:59 AM
:heart:

I give you love.

But not bum love.

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"Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow?"

[link] Portfolio account. It needs some love.

It has DOGGIES!
~AngelAoi:iconAngelAoi: May 17, 2009, 1:18:13 PM
well if my mind u gave me all the thrusting a man could ask for!
~spodmaster-spiff:iconspodmaster-spiff: May 18, 2009, 8:32:54 AM
Glad i could help.

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"Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow?"

[link] Portfolio account. It needs some love.

It has DOGGIES!
~AngelAoi:iconAngelAoi: May 16, 2009, 6:43:55 AM
its just the shaaaape i dont even like blondes @___@ jst that body needs a spanking!!!
~spodmaster-spiff:iconspodmaster-spiff: May 17, 2009, 8:07:18 AM
I see....

Well, yeah, i suppose it does....

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"Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow?"

[link] Portfolio account. It needs some love.

It has DOGGIES!
~spodmaster-spiff:iconspodmaster-spiff: May 18, 2009, 8:33:19 AM
Ahh and already im lost in this convo.... TT_______________TT

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"Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow?"

[link] Portfolio account. It needs some love.

It has DOGGIES!
~AngelAoi:iconAngelAoi: May 18, 2009, 4:45:53 PM
i like to think i have a talent for confusing people! x]
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